GRANT ME THE SERENITY TO ACCEPT THE THINGS I CANNOT CHANGE
THE COURAGE TO CHANGE THE THINGS I CANNOT ACCEPT
AND THE WISDOM TO HIDE THE BODIES OF THOSE PEOPLE
I HAD TO KILL TODAY BECAUSE THEY PISSED ME OFF
AND ALSO, HELP ME TO BE CAREFUL OF THE TOES I STEP ON TODAY
AS THEY MAY BE ATTACHED TO THE BUTT THAT I HAVE TO KISS TOMORROW
HELP ME TO ALWAYS GIVE 100% AT WORK.....12% ON MONDAY, 23% ON TUESDAY, 40% ON WEDNESDAY, 20% ON THRUSDAY, AND 5% ON FRIDAY
AND HELP ME TO REMEMBER............
WHEN I AM HAVING A REALLY BAD DAY
AND IT SEEMS THAT PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO PISS ME OFF
THAT IT TAKES 42 MUSCLES TO FROWN
AND ONLY 4 TO EXTEND MY MIDDLE FINGER AND TELL THEM TO BITE ME
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2 comments:
Fabulous! I've printed this out and posted it at home.
Hi Alan. Glad you like it, I was feeling a lttle cheeky with St Pats day coming and it is a simple motto to live by. Great to hear from you again
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