THIS IS JUST FUNNY

DEAR REVENUE CANADA ( or whatever your current name may be )
Enclosed and or attached you will find my 2011 tax return showing that i owe $3,407.00 in taxes.
Please note the information in the attached article from the Toronto Globe and Mail,dated November 12, wherein it is recorded, The Canadian Department of National Defence is paying $171.50 per hammer, and Fisheries and Oceans Canada has paid $600.00 for each toilet seat on its icebreakers.
Therefore i am enclosing four(4) toilet seats- valued at $2,400.00- and six(6) hammers- valued at $1,029.00- which i secured from Canadian Tire bringing my total remittance to $3429.00.
Please apply the overpayment of $22.00 to the HELP THE STEPHEN HARPER GOVERNMENT DEVELOP A CONSCIENCE FUND,as duly noted on my return.
You may do this poignantly, by sending them one (1) 1.5 Philips Head Screw-please see the aforementioned article from the Globe and Mail detailing how the Department of Public Works pays $22.00 for every 1.5 Philips Head Screw they use. One 1.5 Philips Head Srew is enclose for your convenience.
It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year and I look forward to paying it again next year

Sincerely
TAXPAYER